From 2 Founders to 100 Legends • One Year of Digital Chaos
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1-800-FAT-MOMS creates the server. 1-800-FAT-DADS sends the first message: "calling all fatties".
What started as a joke between two friends would become a 100-member strong community. The FAT empire begins with Season 4 of THE FINALS approaching.
Our first full season together. The server explodes with activity.
GAME UPDATENew weapons, new maps, new chaos. The FAT clan dominates lobbies. Weekly message count hits 313 as everyone grinds the new season.
The mysterious "Kenny" (Kenny Loggins = Logging In) tradition takes hold.
What started as a joke becomes our daily greeting ritual. "Kenny", "Kenneth", "Re-Kenneth" - the variations multiply. FAT-KUSH begins his reign as Kenny King.
The Great Surge - 576 messages in a single week!
GAME UPDATESeason 5 brings new destruction mechanics. Flying houses meta discovered. Carrot Dagger supremacy established. Peak chaos achieved.
189 Kenny references in one month! FAT-KUSH dominance confirmed.
"Re-Kenneth" becomes the official chaos signal. JFKennedy variant introduced. The Amish Victory happens - winning matches with no gadgets, pure skill.
Floating Goo Technology discovered. Community preps for nerfs.
GAME UPDATENew season, new exploits. Kaleido shares floating goo tech. Storm Squad forms - Fancy posts pics from a literal tornado before logging in.
Core members adopt the 1-800-FAT naming convention.
FAT-MOMS, FAT-DADS, FAT-KUSH, FAT-TEDDY, FAT-LEMON unite. The server identity solidifies. Professor FAT-KUSH begins Slang School.
Summer season brings new energy to the server.
GAME UPDATEMidnight Murder Club forms. FFA/3v3 modes drop. FAT-KUSH recruits only the finest chaos agents.
The Centennial - 680 messages in celebration week!
GAME UPDATE + MILESTONEWe hit 100 members during Season 8 launch week! From 2 to 100. 420 total Kenny references. 11,580 messages. The FAT empire is complete.
Carrot dagger gets major props. Needs a "what's up doc" sticker. FAT-DABS claims $1k per kill.
Chimney traps and flying houses are back after rollback. W confirmed. Accidentally created God Mode.
New floating goo tech video shared by Kaleido. Community prepping for inevitable nerfs.
Fancy caught in a hailstorm with a tornado. Still posted pics and then logged in like nothing happened. Peak commitment.
New game mode dropped. FFA / 3v3, guest pass system. Kush is recruiting only the finest chaos agents.
Most Unexpected W: Fancy & DABS went Amish and won 2 back-to-back WT matches. No tech, all talent.
Means "am at" → "I stay at work." Hawaiian slang vibes. First lecture delivered by the professor himself.
Means clean, smooth, or good. "That kill was cherry." Has become server law and a quality metric.
Formal variant of Kenny. Used when logging in with extra authority or after a significant absence.
Victory, success, or approval. "W confirmed." Can be used even when not present for the actual W.
"foRpLe suggests we speak entirely in acronyms. Humanity trembles."
– Server HistorianCore Members Who Built This Empire
"Yes fork randos." - The philosopher
"Built a culture out of nonsense and made it last 450+ days"
"Stay means 'am at' - Hawaiian slang vibes"
"Calling all fatties" - The first words spoken
"Returns like Batman, but louder"
"Says 'kenny' like it's punctuation"
"Flying houses and not playing the game"
"omg that's rediculous lol" - in 3 seconds flat
"thanks for letting me roll with you guys!"
How We're All Connected
"We were on Amish'on."
– FAT-KUSH"Flying houses and not playing the game."
– lostboykaleido"Yes fork randos."
– foRpLe (iconic typo or raw truth?)"I need all the Easter stuff and about a week's worth of wine."
– siahbitch"Just in the hot tub, loading up"
– BigPhatDawg"Kenneth."
– everyone, always